Basic: Michael Steele and Lindsay Lohan bore me.

By Briana Booker


 Now, I am not going to lie. I loved actress Lindsay Lohan when I was growing up! I loved her acting in the Parent Trap and I definitely loved her in Mean Girls. But since she started doing drugs and disrespecting herself…my love for her has cease. Lohan just looks nasty and cries for attention too much these days!


By now, Lohan hand should be sentenced to life…not 90 days in jail for the basic and immature crap she does everyday. She does it because of the fact she has gotten away with it for so long.  That is why people do basic shit…no one stops them.


 To be honest 90 days in jail is not good enough. It is not going to change her for the better. But being someone’s bitch might…oh wait, she probably like that. Lohan needs more of a military camp plus a pimp hand to get her remotely in shape to be a real adult.


What is a real adult? Someone mature and responsible in action and in words. But who really wants to do that? That does not sound fun.


But what is worse than Lohan is Michael Steele! He makes me want to vomit in my mouth, swallow it ,wait for it to retrace to my mouth, then fully vomit on him in one sitting. Steele is purely basic.


Not only does he make-up political facts, but now all of a sudden he wants to be a Black person.  Steele goes ” I’m street,” like that makes you Black. It does not…it makes him look stupid.


Black people are far from dumb and far from simple! You do not have to be poor, ignorant or self-absorbed to be a Black person. I just want to throw a shoe at Steele. He is not only disrespecting himself right now,but his own ethnicity by looking foolish on television.


I cannot believe his foolish ass said President Obama started the Afghanistan war! Are you serious? Really Steele? I think Steele is smoking whatever comedian Dave Chappelle was smoking on the plane ride from New Jersey that was supposed to land in Ohio. Emergency landings happen( I love you Dave)!


Just for you fools out there that believe that the Afghanistan war was not in place before President Obama set foot in the White House, this war has been going on for awhile. But I am sure Ku Klux Klan members are smiling, clapping, and laughing at Steele’s commentary. I know I am!


It sounds like  Michael Steele has a case of hatorade, just as Jesse Louis Jackson, Sr. , American civil rights activist and Baptist minister had a year or so ago. Neither Steele or Jackson will ever be leaders to take  extremely seriously, because they both get jealous of a man of their own race trying to be a good leader. Trying to unify the people,and not just unifying Black people.

“See, Barack’s been, ahh, talking down to black people on this faith-based… I want to cut his nuts out.”-Jesse Jackson.



Note: Jesse Jackson was expressing his disappointment in Obama’s Father’s Day speech chastisement of Black fathers on FOX news of all places!


I am sorry Jackson, but some Black men are not there for their children. Why do you think the Black community has been crumbling? It is called sticking together.




My words to Steele and Jackson are as followed: Take the poles out of your asses and get a grip! Be productive and stop putting your egos before the progress of your own people,and more so, the American people.
Check out my favorite man Jon Stewart, from the Daily Show segment on Steele! It is classic and from July 5th! I could not stop laughing! Stewart never lets me down…ever!

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