By Briana Booker

This is for Lindsay Lohan. I know they have computers at jail! It is crucial for each person to know how to defend his or her booty.

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The crocodile tears Lohan displays in court will not get her very far in jail! Good acting…Lohan stills has it!

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Few hours later…Lohan tells her friends Judge Revel  is a ” Fucking Bitch,” but she does not mean to disrespect the Judge. Proof. But on the side of Lohan, no one really gets more than 30 days for a probation violation such as her violation. The system may be wrong to do so…but oh well. What is fair is foul; what is foul is fair.

See how Lohan reacts on July 20th…

but check out these cool Lindsay Lohan products!