Let’s just say I have very interesting neighbors. This week has been a funny one. Supposedly one of my neighbors has a very “exciting” sex life and my other neighbors aren’t too happy about it. They filed a noise complaint against my neighbor who just happens to enjoy sex with quite a number of girls or the vampires. I like to call them the vampires because the girls come after nightfall and leave before sunrise. These patterns are also known as booty calls.

Anyways, the women that seem to have no partners in their lives snitched on him. My neighborhood seem to be very upset at the neighbors he likes to talk a mile a minute with today.

Lesson learned, don’t get friendly with your neighbors because they will learn too much about you.

I personally like that we are still a mystery living here. People know we live here but nobody knows much about us.