By Briana Booker

 Real Talk little J is worse than the Aids epidemic, war and poverty combined! So happy she is disappearing for a bit( hopefully longer than a bit)! It always makes me so upset when Chuck and B never end up together but are head over heels in love. What the hell is love anyways?

 I hate young love. Too many games and not enough wits!

These drama shows always go in cycles! If I lived a life like that I would either have killed myself or laugh about the bullshit all day! Is this show supposed to tell me it is true that life is full of bullshit and then you die? I mean, I get that impression by seeing Chuck Bass bleeding to death as the last glimpse of Gossip Girls this season! What the hell! It was such a random ending!

And no I did not feel sorry for Jenny. She brought that on herself! Crying about her own virginity when she DECIDED TO SLEEP WITH Chuck because she is an envious and insecure waste of oxygen! I am glad I do not deal with chicks like her! If I were B, I would have donkey punched her and then some! What a waste of sperm!

Speaking of sperm, I hope Dan is not someone’s baby daddy! That would literally make me throw up in my mouth and swallow it whole! Once again my belief that a man’s penis is a gift and a curse to him! It can offer pleasure or it can offer complete demise based upon decision making! Thank goodness I do not have a penis! I already have enough trouble with a vagina, not to mention I have a golden vagina, not just any type of vagina!

But on a good note, Nate stopped being a mark-ass and stood up for himself! It is about time!

The moral of this show is to not wait for someone to “learn” to love you! Love your damn self!

If this show is about drama I give it 10 out of 10,but for happy endings I give it a -1,000!