By Briana Booker

News today is basic. Basic is not a good thing, in this sense. It is my new favorite word to distinguish simpletons and petty remarks. It is just plain basic.

Here are some Basic news, people and gossip for today!

1. True or false? Chris Brown’s tears are fake? What do you think?

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2. Tiger Woods’ divorce finalized? He is headed to the bank. You know why?  Because Tiger’s Penis was being basic and he forgot his roots.
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3. Baby is a chain smoker. Basic. 40 cigarettes a day. It is not surprising.

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4. Mel Gibson. He is just basic. But we already knew that. Put down the drugs Mel.

“I am going to come and burn the … house down,” adding, “but you will [perform oral sex on] me first.”~ Mel Gibson.
“You look like a fucking pig in heat, and if you get raped by a pack of niggers, it will be your fault.”~Mel Gibson in war with his former girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva.

Eminem album Recovery…not basic. Get that!